So I walked my warmup lap, and started mile 1. Around lap 3, I decided I would run 4 miles. Mile 1 was fine. Track to myself, basically. There was a guy who would run a lap and then go somewhere and then come back. Anyway...I started Mile 2. I knew I was not going to break any world records. It was rather boring. I heard lots of birds, and wondered when I started living in the country.
Mile 3 started and I decided I would only run the 12 laps. On lap 11, I decided that I would finish my 4 miles. I wasn't happy with this thought, by actually all the way to lap 14 was pretty fast (in my mind). Lap 15, I probably could have walked faster. Lap 16 was long. I thought I must be nuts because people don't take a week off and then run 4 miles, and what was up with me. Then 16 was over, and I walked 3 more laps for the cool down, for a total of 5 miles.
During my walk, I now had 3 people on the track, and I noticed they all were looking at me. I figured it was because no one ever saw such a good looking specimen as me. I got in my car and drove home. I passed 2 people with mohawks (which I snickered at). I passed one more person, and they pointed. So I got home and checked my hair. Well it turns out, I had a righteous 'do. When I run, my hands sweat, and I run them in my head.
So I decided to grace you all with my lovely 'do.
Have a good Memorial Day.
Time: 59:25(run)
Mileage 4 (14:51 min/mile)
Time:23:03(walk)
Mileage 1 (22.03)
Calories: 1064
Max HR 185
Avg HR 164
Update: Beer, glorious beer.... I am drunk and need to get off now. LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
In Zone 27:08
Update: Beer, glorious beer.... I am drunk and need to get off now. LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
In Zone 27:08
8 comments:
Nah, I think you had it right the FIRST time! "no one ever saw such a good looking specimen as me" THAT's RIGHT!!! ;D
LOVE that pic! Ha ha ha, yeah you think you have a freaky do, you should see my fro when I am done running. Yikes!
HAAHAA love it! First off way to talking yourself through all those laps!
I don't think it was the hair I agree with they have just never witnessed such a fine specimen...
Confidence is key :-D
I love bagels and Einstein Bros is on my list of yumminess.
Yes, I know you wrote about running, but I couldn't get past the food.
*bagels*
Yum.
I thought you were going to say that there were in a meet or an official race or something and you were just randomly running on their track.
But OMG, lmao at the picture...too funny.
That is one hawt pompadour!
*giggle*
Alb, I love you!
HOTNESS!!!!!! Mmmmmm beer.
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